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MAGA’s Wheel of Misfortune: Spin, Blame, Repeat
When governing is difficult, manufacture a villain. While everyone fights over the latest scapegoat, the people writing the checks keep collecting the…
Jul 23
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America Is Hunting the Wrong Monsters
When child-exploitation investigators are reassigned to immigration enforcement, “public safety” starts looking like political theater with tactical…
Jul 20
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Stephen Miller’s New Terrorism Test: Do You Look Normal to Stephen Miller?
At a State Department summit, Trump’s policy enforcer turned counterterrorism into a beauty inspection—and revealed the authoritarian project hiding…
Jul 19
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May 2026
You Can Dress Up a Pig
A filthy little rhyme about the orange hog at the microphone, the cultcakes who clap for the slop, and the eternal truth that no suit, tie, or haystack…
May 27
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Let Them Eat Ballroom: Trump’s Gold-Plated Ego Shrine Comes With a Security Excuse
While Americans are drowning in bills, Trump is trying to slap a ballroom on the White House, raise a giant triumphal arch in Washington, and call the…
May 26
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Texas Isn’t Failing. It’s Being Managed Into a Ditch.
A state this rich should not be this bad at keeping kids safe, hospitals open, teachers secure, schools funded, and people insured. That isn’t freedom…
May 25
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When Democracy Wins, They Toss the Ballot
How Virginia became the warning shot for what Republicans will try nationwide when voters stop cooperating.
May 8
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Democracy, Doorways, and the Return of Jim Crow With Better Lighting
Gerrymandering, badges, and the cowardice of keeping representation out of the room.
May 8
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The Princess and the Plea
A MAGA bedtime story about one sleepy little grifter, a mountain of distractions, and the very inconvenient red binders hiding under the mattress.
May 7
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The MAGA Trolls Who Came Out to Cry
A crude little rhyme for the keyboard warriors, Kool-Aid chuggers, and basement patriots currently rage-sobbing in my Facebook comments.
May 7
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April 2026
🗺️ The Strait of Hormuz™
Now Under ‘Concept of a Plan’ Management
Apr 20
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April 2025
When Evolution Tapped Out: The Ballad of B6
B6: The First Karen To Discover Fire (Then Complain It Was Woke)
Apr 12, 2025
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